WOT TRIGGERED YOU MATE?

Right, so you are lookin' a bit gash, mate. What's got your tights in a bunch? Spill the tea. We can't have you stuffing it all up, yeah? Maybe we need to go for a cuppa and you can chat us all about it. No criticizing here, just mates lookin' out for each other. What's got ya riled up? Alright, mate. Spill the tea. You look like you could snap